![]() 11/19/2015 at 10:16 • Filed to: 2015 la auto show, mitsubishi, yes I assure you this is a brand new design | ![]() | ![]() |
“All of our sales have been entirely organic.”
“We have the resources we need to get the job done.”
“And you use words like ‘refined’, ‘quiet’, ‘smooth’, ‘stylish’” (referring to a car that hasn’t practically changed since before the current decade)
“but there’s a lot more to it than a pretty face”
“even more desirable offering in a rapidly expanding segment”
“it now shares the same dynamic shield”
“we even host new sporty 18-inch alloy wheels”
...”I think you get the picture”
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What are marketing words spoke by weasels?
I’ll take vaporware for $400.